TV review This is what an orgy in ‘MTV’s Ex on the Beach’ looks out – without offensive words

There she was. Wavy hair, long legs. From the branding she walked onto the beach with accurate steps, as if she had risen from the sea foam, just like Aphrodite. Only Taier, unlike the naked love goddess, wore a small blue-yellow-green bikini. And I don’t know if Aphrodites were recorded somewhere somewhere, but I expect that they have not been the ancient Greek alternative to « Hey Lekker Ding »*.

For several reasons I thought it would be good about today MTV’s Ex on the Beach: Double Dutch to write. The first is a practical one: outside it can be autumn occasionally, on TV it is already summer, which means that the choice is not giant. I could write every day about what Wierd Duk has said in News of the day (SBS6)-On Tuesday, for example, he was allowed to proclaim without any reply that GroenLinks-PvdA consists partly of dangerous anti-Semites and was also included by Dilan Yesilgöz-but I doubt that the world really benefits. Then it works out for a change that Videoland now has a new episode of Ex on the Beach Online pops.

The second reason is rather ideological in nature: I believe that in a healthy society everyone must at least have a vague idea of ​​what is going on on MTV. In the context of connection and so on. Also the part of the NRC-readers prefer that The hour of the wolf-Documentaries looks, if it is up to me, it is not possible to close the eyes Ex on the Beach: Double Dutch.

I am willing to make a concession to keep everyone in this piece inboard. I am thinking of the complaint of a reader, maybe a year ago, about the use of the word ‘blowjob’ in an article. If I remember correctly, the reader did not think this was a suitable term to take at breakfast. For the readers’ stomachs that cannot tolerate a spicy language in the morning, I may therefore replace offensive words in the rest of this text with randomly chosen breakfast products.

Back to Taier. She was Destiny’s ex, but immediately signaled another woman whose (Knäckebröd) said she wanted to lick. That is all allowed in the Ex on the Beach-Villa, where a group of permanent half -naked singles is staying. At the beach next to the villa always rinse exes. They bring the necessary drama, so that a holiday full of blossoming love, jealous moments and crooked skating is created.

Adult content

That was at least the idea behind the program. After a lot of seasons in all kinds of languages ​​(including Danish, Mexican and Russian), the candidates know exactly how to make optimum use of their participation. Under their name, their Instagram and Tiktok account always appear in the picture, and when you look them up there you will usually find a reference to their ONYFANS account. Plunge Ex on the Beach Especially seems to have become a way to advertise for your own ‘adult content’.

That also applied to Taier. She participated for the second time and immediately understood what she was doing. She took two women and two men to a special ‘Love Mansion’, where the cameras recorded an orgy in the jacuzzi. In retrospect, one of the participants summarized it: « Last night, that was just … (cinnamon bread) licking, bodyshots, (sandwiches) licking, bare (muesli bar), big (pistolet). We went completely loose! »

Even loyal viewers had difficulty with this escalation: the online editors of Shownieuws (SBS 6) was quick and quoted social media users who would rather not have seen the jacuzig sculptures. I would rather not have seen them either, and you probably would rather not have read it. This way we all share an experience on this beautiful Wednesday. That is what MTV brings us: a little bit of a sense of community.

*I would love to hear if someone can give me a definitive answer.

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