TV review Looking for lost dicks

That decision did put me in a very difficult position, because the programs that I had further watched did not necessarily match the aforementioned theme. In fact, I had to look very hard for a way to push this column in the direction of that lost penis. Through a Freudian glasses I looked a few talk programs, hoping to find a fallic hook.

I started with good courage with current affairs program News of the day (Talpa), the viewing figures of which have fallen considerably since a flashy start in January. On Thursday an attempt was made to alternate disaster themes (flat -residents terrified after a massive squat of 60 homes!) With a little entertainment: the agenda said Max Verstappen, among others. Favorable, because in men in fast cars, phallus symbols are rarely far away. But I stranded early in a long, technical item about ministries that had to cut back. Reporter Jeroen Holtrop was sent to The Hague to ask civil servants what they had achieved in the past week and whether they found their position useful. I was considering doing something with the term 'silly', but that just didn't bring me completely where I had to be.

Piss

Maybe that Unheard news (On!) A faster route could take care of that lost penis. There, presenter Tom de Nooijer, for example, dropped the term 'competition far' in a discussion about special education when a Ja21'er and a FVD member did who knew the most about Thorbecke. There is some potential in this, but again not enough. Eventually I decided to make crafts with the words of the Orthodox Christian publisher Tom Zwitser, who thought that Geert Wilders should have become prime minister and 'Deepstate Dick' was in the wrong place.

Dick in the wrong place … then you could also say: Dick is lost. Dick is Lostin good English. No, I am far from proud of this bridge, but hopefully you understand where he ends. So if you walk over it for a while I finally have you where I want you and I can present this sentence: Ria is looking for lost dicks. So, we are at the core.

The Ria living in Purmerend posted an online call on NH helps, part of NH Nieuws (the regional broadcaster of Noord-Holland). In a corresponding TV section, Noord-Hollanders are interviewed weekly who seek or offer help or products. And this time it was the turn of the good -hungry RiaHe showed what she had already gathered in dicks. Piece statues, dickmoks, dick fries: her living room was full of it. She wanted to expand that collection even further. Size and shape did not matter, Ria said. « A penis is a dick. Small, thick, thin – I can use all shapes and sizes of dicks. « 

After I had watched this inspiring interview four times, I visited Ria's call. It was easy to find on the NH Nieuws site under the concise head 'Pikes', and began with the most beautiful sense I have come across in 2025 for the time being. « I save Pikes by chance, » wrote Ria, « and I already have a whole collection. Who still has a lost penis to add to my collection? ”

Now there are no dicks in my house, but I hope someone reads and thinks: Dear, I have another one in the attic. Send that thing to Ria, please. Then I will recover for two weeks from this fallic trip. I report when I can look at the prime minister again without unexpectedly thinking of a lost penis.

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