The mouse mammaker against guterres and the Greta

Colossal, the first world of extinction company, a genetic engineering technique that promises to bring back extinct species such as mammoths, the dodos, the devils of Tasmania, and perhaps unicorns, created the first lacemark rat. Scientists inserted genes of Asian elephants with characteristics similar to those of lannous mammoths in mouse embryos, introduced them into females, and twenty days later, fuzzy creatures were born with rolled mustaches. They are not four meters high, they do not weigh six tons, nor have scary prey, but and that’s the most important, they are cute.

In any case, colossal ensures that this is only the first step to resurrect the lough mammoths, and when these hairy lazaries walk the earth again, there will be an inversion of global warming. The explanation is complicated, the nonsense, but it doesn’t matter. What matters is that, in addition to having caused delights to all lovers of peluche bears, Pokémon and Teletubbies, mammakes can save the world.

This seems well, but, as in everything in life, there is always one if not. There are no lunches, no free mammoth mice. That is, seemingly harmless, our mouse mammaker can cause immense problems and victims.
Obviously the first victim will be Greta. Although the color of your hair is similar to that of Greta’s hair and both of them ginchinhos, even the girl’s followers will have to agree that the mouse mammaker is much more cute. In addition, the mouse has shown to be calmer and, so far, has not complained of stealing his childhood. Therefore, the Greta will start losing followers to the mouse mammaker until it becomes irrelevant. Bad linguents say it may be behind the sending of a mill with a board, a spring and a guillotine wire rectangle to the laboratory where the mouse mouse lives. A ticket accompanied the mousetrap, saying only: « How do you dare, mouse? »

Another victim of the mouse mammaker will be the engineer Guterres. At first, the UN Secretary-General will be amazed that there is one more minority, one more poor thing, to protect. It is true that after becoming a celebrity in the fight against climate change, the mouse will be invited to speak in the United Nations. But when it comes to the creature, Guterres is likely to pass the ceremony on one of those high Ikea benches that do how to change lamps. And even when China, India, and other countries that do not want to meet the decarbonization goals begin to frantically applaud the mouse, Guterres will remain at the bank’s top, praying to the animal to leave quickly. And in the end, it is even possible to ask the secretary to offer the mouse a Limian cheese with Ratax inside.

Anyway, the mouse mammaker, although cute and cute, can make life go to people who are almost saving the planet. Therefore, it is best to remove the woolly gene and let it be a normal, nasty, and without political aspirations again.

PS – I owe it a lot to José António Saraiva.
It was he who invited me to write in the sun and who else released the prizes that Perestroika have received. I will never forget it.

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