The business penguin – diepresse.com
US President Donald Trump had to take up a lot of malice because he also occupies areas of the world with tariffs in which only penguins live. Wrongly.
After all, these enterprising animals flood with their model line original Penguin and especially with their chocolate children’s pengui the world market.
Politically, penguins also caused excitement in Austria. About, as the then Federal President Heinz Fischer At the 2013 Opera Ball ORF-Moderator Mirjam Weichselbraun gave a little penguin. Fischer’s reason: « Because they were in the far north. » A reaction of the polar bears living there is still pending. They are reluctant to speak up politically, for fear that they could otherwise demand tariffs for their Eskimo ice cream.
Even as an advertising medium of Austria advertising, penguins had themselves paid for a few years ago. The advertising line came as a surprise for many, after all, the last Kaiserpenguin Austria left in 1918. For the advertisement, a penguin couple with the slogan « Finally Austria » was photographed in the opera lodge. The fine penguins already had the tuxedo for that.
The United States is already working on further restrictions towards the birds. Penguins are no longer allowed to study American studies because black and white photos are prohibited in the passport. Instead, the penguins now want to study English in London in order to be able to fish with cord and hooks in the future.
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