Pope Donald I. – Diepresse.com
Donald Trump visits the Vatican in the run-up to the Pope burial. The pizzicato can be there live.
Trump: So where is this concave now?
Cardinal: Conclave, Mr. President, that takes place in the Sistine chapel. But until then it takes a while.
Trump: Well, now I can play a round of golf.
Cardinal: Mr. President, these are the Vatican gardens …
Trump: And who is sitting in this concave?
Cardinal: 135 cardinals are currently entitled to vote.
Trump: So many? Elon has to clean up.
Cardinal: Mr. President, do you really think it is pious to trumpet before the sacred father’s funeral?
Trump: First of all, I will change a few things by decree that Sleepy Frank has driven out in recent years.
Cardinal: Mr. President?
Trump: First, as a Pope, I forbid that men wear clothes. Why don’t you just wear a suit?
Cardinal: Mr. President, I am rather skeptical that you have too much chance of being elected Pope.
Trump: So you want to steal the choice again?
Cardinal: Mr. President, the cardinals are free in their choice.
Trump: Then we collect tariffs on all products from the Vatican! And you can then come and ask for a deal.
Cardinal: Jesus …
Trump: Name me Donald!
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