Please not another Star Wars film! – Diepresse.com
How inflation on new films from the Star Wars universe really comes about.
It was once a long time ago in a wide, distant galaxy …
Darth Disney: So how could we continue milking the Star Wars franchise?
Script-writer: We could simply invent any new figures again and ultimately bring a villain from an earlier part, which has long been dead.
Darth Disney: Good, good! With that we bring back the old fans. But we still need something to attract younger fans.
Script writer: We invent any cuddly figures that can only be seen briefly, but can be perfectly marketed as a soft toy. And then we make a spin off for the children’s program.
Darth Disney: Good, good! But we also need the generations in between.
Script writer: We make completely exaggerated special effects that make the thin story completely into the background.
Darth Disney: Good, good! But we also need something with which we lure the women into cinemas.
Script writer: We sign Ryan Gosling for the leading role.
Darth Disney: Good, good! Everything for a new trilogy.
Script writer: And somehow the plot together?
Darth Disney: Exactly. Just like the previous parts. (EKO)
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