Mr B: The real problem with Benjamin Dousa’s hop

Benjamin Dousa is Sweden’s Minister of Development and it is not his fault that the title sounds like you are responsible for a very small erection. On the other hand, it is difficult to blame someone else for the semi -acid attack on the Environment Party this week – when he claimed that the party was most composed of plots and trolls.

I mean, they have decided to release the ministerial board and hook completely freely, without taking into account either the tone or the dignity of its office, I think we have the right to expect something more killing a top -level politician.

In addition to Bi-Statter Minister, Dousa is Foreign Trade Minister and here he could really benefit from his international contacts. There are a lot of well -formulated political controversies to be inspired by.

Aha! The minister believes in fairy tales – it explains the government’s policy

Like when it US President Lyndon B Johnson dragged to an organization that he Did not like: « They could not pour piss out of a shoe even if the instructions were printed on the heel. » Or when a British opposition politician called his government « A Load of Kippers: Two Faced and Without Guts ».

If nothing else, the Swedish Cabinet should have been able to find another conservative Benjamin – the sour British Prime Minister Disraeli. His attack on his main competitor Gladstone has an elegant underscrew, I think: « He made his conscience not so much to his guide as to his accomplice. »

And Disraeli delivered several effective violations: « He had only one idea, and it was wrong, » he said of an Mr. Kremlin, while a radical Irish politician was told that he had « committed every crime – which does not require courage ».

Dousa’s hopes would The environmental party can easily shake it off with a quote from the Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating. That it was « like being whipped with lukewarm salad ». Or maybe just burst out: « Aha! The minister believes in fairy tales – the explains the government’s policy. « 

But if you want to make it really difficult for the opposition, and I have the impression that Minister Dousa really wants to, it is probably less about being a flink with the insults and more about working hard to make it easy for citizens.

Nothing is more offensive than the skills of others.

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