Military attack on Iran announced the pizza and empty gay bars
The secret about Israeli attack on Iranin which, according to sources, participated More than 200 battleshipsit did not fall due to a flushed spy or hacker invasion. It was broken by the smell of baked mozzarella. An hour before the first Reports of explosions in Tehranwhere Iranian nuclear facilities, scientists and military leaders were targeted, publicly available on food delivery around the pentagon revealed that in Washington is preparing a war.
The main source of information was an online account Pentagon Pizza Report On the X network, which has more than 80,000 followers and promises « hot intelligence ». As reported AFPthe account, which is based on Google’s open source data, announced that pizzerias such as Domino’s, District Pizza Palace and We, The Pizza have experienced a « huge increase in activity ». They also noticed that the nearby gay bar was unusually empty, which was accompanied by a comment that there would obviously be a « varied night » in Pentagon.
Gay bars near Pentagon were recently empty. Photo: UI work
This pattern is not new, but part of unofficial folklore in circles that accompany Washington. According to the newspaper Guardian the PIC deliverers ranged equally just before the invasion of Panama in 1989 and again before surgery Desert Storm in 1991. « Always follow pizza, » is the advice that a journalist Wolf Blitzer on CNN television gave colleagues in 1990. Also The Economist, Alex Selby-Boothroyd, recalled that the CIA ordered a record 21 pizzas before the invasion of Kuwait.
The logic is simple: nearly 30,000 people work in Pentagon and the crucial staff are watching late into the night. Of course they need food. But the Pentagon officially rejected the theory. A spokesman is for Newsweek claimed that there are « many pizza options, as well as sushi, sandwiches, donuts, coffee, etc. » and that the event timeline does not match.
However, this official explanation is opposed by other, no less obvious facts. Washington, as reported by foreign media, removed some of the diplomatic staff from the Middle East a few days before the attack. US Ambassador to Jerusalem Mike Huckabee was even more direct; An hour before the attack, he publicly announced that he would with the team « all night » at the embassy and closely monitor the situation, concluding the publication with a quote: « Pray for peace in Jerusalem! ».
President Donald Trump also confirmed that the United States knew about the attack. Photo: Mandel Ngan/AFP
That the United States knew about the attack has also been confirmed by the Wall Street Journal President Donald Trumpwho briefly said, « We know what’s going on. » Later, US military sources for Newsweek even confirmed that they helped defend Israel against the returning Iranian attack, during which some rockets managed to break through the Israeli air defense.
Thus, in the era of bulletproof codes and artificial intelligence, the most reliable source of information about secret military surgery proved to be publicly available information on when the US Department of Department is Hungry.
