In the future you will have to stand on Wiener escalators – DiePresse.com
Anyone who stands on escalators on the left involuntarily comes out as a tourist: a married command that the city of Vienna now wants to turn around. However, thanks to Viennese airlines, public transport should go faster in the future.
A new study says that camels are in front of their comeback in Europe: you may consider the message to be an April joke, but it is real. Otherwise, of course not: in particular, social media increasingly mutate into the more or less creative playground of the marketing departments. A little overview of the Viennese institutions with which their users send in April.
Viennese lines found the airline
The Viennese lines decided to introduce the Ü7 in their April Fool’s joke. An airline that serves the route from Schwechat Airport to Lower Austria in the Gailtal – with stops in Leopoldsdorf in Marchfeld, Stockerau and at the model airfield in Breitenfurt. The aircraft is said to be on the move with electricity, in the cabin (in the colors red and yellow) there are handles, the on -board catering consists of cheese rainer or vegan liver cheese and annual ticket holders fly free of charge. (Only the trip from Vienna to Schwechat with « any S-Bahn » you have to pay extra.)
Rail & Run: Trains with treet drives
The ÖBB, on the other hand, let their customers step-in the new Fitjet, which is equipped with treadmills and spinning bikes for athletes. In order to increase the level of self -supply of ÖBB with railway current from renewable energy sources, sporty electricity can produce electricity in a separate area with sporting activities. And by the way, preferred points are also credited to the collection account.
City of Vienna: left-hand bid for escalators
It is one of the social customs where you can see that you are in Vienna: Whoever uses a escalator in public space is on the right and leaves space to the left of those fellow human beings that are in a hurry. So if you are on the left in Vienna, inevitably comes out as a tourist. The city of Vienna now wants to turn the system around and announces a new regulation for escalators: « Stand left, go right », it is now called for the next two years. Studies from over 150 cities, it is said, showed that « the asymmetrical use of the escalators leads to increased wear and more failures and higher repair effort ». To compensate for this, « the page for standing is now being exchanged in an alternating interval every 2 years ».
TU Vienna: The number Pi is slowly increasing
Physicist Florian Aigner, who has already published several books on the subject, is dedicated to the number PI. According to the interdisciplinary research, this is not constant, but growing over time. Which, among other things, have dramatic consequences for circular saws and roundabouts. In addition, it also becomes clear why the universe inevitably has to expand.
Remaining place exchange with « Nudist cruise »
The remaining place exchange cannot be missed on April 1st. A « Nudist cruise » is offered on Instagram. « Do you also have the problem that you have too much luggage, even though you don’t know what to wear on vacation, » says a humorous story. « We have the solution. From now on, the remaining place exchange offers a nudist cruise exclusively. »
Figlmüller and the man present « schnitzelschneck »
Cinnamon snails of all kinds are booming, sweet « intersections » and transformations à la croissant cubes too. The bakery of the man, however, is now in piquant realms – and presents the « schnitzelschneck »: a Wiener Schnitzel rolled into the snail, baked in crispy (and, as it seems, anyway without cinnamon). There are people (at least in the editor) who would actually like to cost that. (EKO, KB, TES)
