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The French judge had not yet pronounced his verdict on the fraudulent Mrs. Le Pen or the Kremlin was already responding. They were talking about violating democratic standards. Especially that ‘violating those democratic standards’ was of course uncontrollably funny. Will anyone have been ticking that in Moscow without laughter? I fear so. That is the tragedy. They mean what they lie.

Why is the French judge being blamed for denying that ultra -right Madame the possible presidency? Surely that judge did not run bastard violins with EU money? Surely Mrs. Le Pen did that very consciously? And if you do something like that you can’t participate in the elections. That is the law. And the judge uses that law. That’s why I don’t understand all the fuss. Marine now hopes that she will get rid of it on appeal. I hope the judge keeps his paw stiff. Musk knows how you do that.

In the meantime, we were working with much more important things here. Ribbon. It was Mrs Faber’s turn. She is that minister who once saw the only signs hanging in Denmark who didn’t hung there and still don’t hang there. She is also the one who, not so long ago, told Jaïr Ferwerda without looks that Zensky was not democratically chosen. Now I hear you think: Jaïr Ferwerda? Isn’t that the sweetheart of RTL who is only tolerated by Beau? For the joke I would also tell everything.

That is possible, but that poor Faber did not take a joke with this Tintin from RTL. She meant it. She knew a lot. Then she received a crash course ‘geopolitics for dummies’ in the Catshuis from something smarter colleagues and came back from her stupid words in a fantastic way. After which she frightened inside. I’m still talking about a minister!

Now things went wrong again with those ribbons for volunteers who could have done something that she didn’t like. Namely hopeless refugees helped. Indeed shame. And how wonderful in principle that she openly acted against that.

In that respect I still have some tips for her:

1. No asparagus in the coming weeks because that white gold has been stabbed by illegal labor migrants or other visa -free free -range rolls.

2. Also do not buy bags of cut vegetables at the supermarket because they are all cut, washed and packaged by people without a considerable residence permit. There is really a very nasty aftertaste for all professional populists.

3. That also applies to tomatoes, peppers, courgettes and other food grown in greenhouses. There is no Dutch hand involved. At most a big mouth to stir them up.

4. Also check who make the cows, pigs and chickens a cup smaller every day and then professionally boning.

It seems wonderful to me if the principle Marjolein realizes this. Perhaps as a migration minister she watched the excellent broadcast of Lubach last Thursday evening. He made only one thing very clear to us: without migrants we are hopeless. And without Faber?

In the meantime, Wilders is becoming increasingly desperate. This week he was ruthlessly tested by Timmermans, who used the almost forgotten word ‘prutser’ when he was talking about Mrs. Faber. Marjolein who in the meantime kept looking forward to him as a demented grandmother and did whether our French was talking about the PSV coach.

Finally, I have a tip for Geert: do that sheaving sheaf and give him honorable discharge. He yearns for that. Then borrow Faber to Trump, who lets her hang her plates on the Mexican border. To Danish model.

And do a fun left and right the Netherlands: Name Ingrid Coenradie with blood power to prime minister. I don’t have to explain to anyone why. We crave this Rotterdam non-lullen-but-cleaning lady. No words, but deeds. What do we need her.

And perhaps she is the only European government leader to say aloud against that scary Erdogan that he is a creepy, fascist dictator who has nothing to look for within NATO.

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