Column | Broekhowtafel guest – NRC

The moment I write this, the pleasant trade war escalates between the US and China. Now both parties are talking about import duties of 125 percent, but if you read this, the counter is probably already at 200. or higher. In the meantime, it is laughter hard in Beijing for the fact that Trump wants to get factories for iPhones to his country. According to the Chinese, the Americans are too lazy and too spoiled for this type of bastard. In addition, they have far too cool fingers to stire a cell phone. But perhaps Uncle Donald will open the Mexican border again and the poor sloebers from Mexico, Venezuela and other desperate countries will soon be coming back into the US to do this kind of clot of this kind. They are suddenly more than welcome there. The whimsical American president is absolutely not difficult for such a turn.

In the meantime, his delicate vice president JD Vance has called the Chinese for ‘Peasants’ and by that he actually means that they are stupid farmers. That was of course wrong in China and with Caroline van der Plas and Yvon Jaspers. This only brings the Third World War closer. It seems to me the moment for Xi to pick Taiwan and if that happens the Americans immediately come that way. They once promised the Taiwanese. Or does Trump think this is a great time to confiscate Greenland and to make the Chinese crashed by the Chinese? Just like Ukraine. I personally don’t think this is an illogical thought.

My feeling tells me that I can store this kind of sturdy meninkjes somewhere on Dutch television. Certainly now that the only serious broadcaster is going to be demolished by a mentally culture minister. I will then explain cheerfully that the Republican party has become a kind of LPF. Not only Vance Scheldt, but also Musk goes like crazy. Perhaps he was a bit grumpy because this week he became 35 billion lighter. Although I also read somewhere that this disturbed motorcycle saw that amount has just become richer. It depends on which website you follow. Our eloquent Elon has in any case shouting a lot. Not only the departed advertisers on X did he desire « fuck yourself », but he also called « idiot » and « a stupid bag of stones » by him. Peter Navarro is one of the most important trade advisors in the White House and also seems to be a bag.

Musk was perhaps a bit grumpy because his fourteenth child is a crying baby and keeps him out of sleep at night.

Perhaps it is also useful if I convinced that the low Russian oil price means the end of the war in Ukraine. Putin’s money is finished. Despite the Russian shadow fleet to tankers that wandered over the oceans to discharge his illegal oil everywhere and nowhere. Maybe I can add that on the way back they often pull internet cables on various seabeds and transport bananas for Albert Heijn. Just a nice fantasy. And I immediately explain that the accounting of this kind of Mafiosis oil drivers is kept on the Amsterdam Zuidas. Also called the Zuidkas. This is done by lawyers who can only get rid of their dented and smeared Tesla’s on the paving stones. No parliamentary questions are of course asked about these types of offices. This is too sensitive. For whom? Good question.

You read that right: this is an open application to become one of the expert Babbelaars to one of the Dutch rivet show tables. Now that my scanty pension has largely evaporated this week at the Amsterdam stock exchange, I can use a bonus.

Whether I am expert enough? Absolute. Just sit comfortably between Jort, Angela and other fixed TV keys. And with great conviction. Not faltering, not stopping, not doubting, especially looking for sure and just doing whether you are listening to the other guests. And that about four times a week. Without laughing band.

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