Anyone who believes Walter Bloomberg has lost control of his money – Diepresse.com

Do you know Walter Bloomberg? We don’t either. But it exists, even if he has a different name. And he invented a brilliant business model. It works like this:

Mr. Bloomberg (or rather « Bloomberg ») has invested eight dollars in one of those blue X-Häkchen who, as is well known, no longer show that a particularly credible contemporary tweets here, but the exact opposite. With this checker, however, he bought Musks algorithmically doped public, which is why it constantly snows into the timeline. And so more than 850,000 people (or bots are followed, you no longer know that since Elon Musk Twitter renamed X and defaced a sinking pit of the global disinformation).

What does our friend Walter do with this bought fame? Right: a Reibach. His activity is only the headlines of financial media such as Reuters, Bloomberg News, Dow Jones, Financial Times, Wall Street Journal and others in capital letters. You usually have to pay for them. Many contemporaries want to save themselves and therefore take Walter Bloomberg’s reports for face. And Mr. « Bloomberg » earns an estimated $ 10,000 advertising revenue: per month, of course, and presumably tax -free.

A few years ago, this brought him an advertisement in the US value paper supervision SEC due to market manipulation. But well: if you don’t dare, you don’t win anything. On Monday, however, he was drawn. At 10:05 a.m. New York local time (the courses on Wall Street had crashed by a good six percent within an hour) he tweeted that US President Donald Trump would expose his customs just threatened to the rest of the world for 90 days. As a source, he stated Kevin Hassett, a consultant of Trump in the White House.

The result: euphoria in Manhattan. The stock market courses shot up. Hassett didn’t say that when he was asked about Fox News. In fact, he had replied that in principle it was possible to sist the tariffs, only the exclusive Prerogative Trumps, « and he doesn’t want to hear anything about it. »

Stupidly, Walter Bloomberg had rely on an X account with the reputable name « Hammer Capital », which does not have 800 followers. « Hammer Capital » had Hassett’s interview summarized by artificial intelligence (more: artificial « intelligence »). And that had ignored the second, essential part of his answer (that Trump did not want to know about a suspension of the tariffs).

The stock exchange rush lasted for a quarter of an hour, then there was a cold withdrawal via Dementi from the White House. The courses tumbled again. Within a few minutes, Walter Bloomberg’s followers may have received around $ 20 billion in price losses.

The morality of the story ‘? If you buy cheap, buy expensive. Or, as DOV Alfon, the editor -in -chief of the French newspaper « Libération », on Tuesday morning in the radio station « France Inter » In his tasty summary of this grotesque Formulated: We have to deal with people here, « who prefer not to read newspapers who tell them the truth and believe children’s fairy tales who are certified by Twitter, and which are also free, and very, very expensive. »